Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Thursday, August 09, 2007

An American Idol Audition Can Put a Woman in Labor!

A woman waiting for 16 hours in line to become part of reality TV stardom that is American Idol came to a halt when she went into labor. Antoria Gillon, 20, of Dallas, wasn't expected to give birth until today, but that wasn't the case. She felt alright waiting outside the Texas Stadium on Monday, not expecting to go into labor.

"I felt something over my body when I was walking," she said in a telephone interview from her hospital bed Wednesday after giving birth to a healthy boy — her second — Tuesday morning.

"I knew right away what it was. I was singing, and the judge stopped and asked if I was OK, and I said, 'I just want to finish my song.' "

It was hip-hop trio 702's Get It Together, which aptly enough includes the lyrics, "I don't really wanna stay/I don't really wanna go."

"I said, 'Well, I haven't gotten my golden ticket yet,' " which would signal she made it to the next round.

Enduring intense contractions, she finished singing, got the familiar sheet of paper and only then climbed in.

Were producers swayed by her perseverance?

Gillon believes she made it to the second round with her vocal skills but admits, "They go by character and motivation, and I think I showed more than enough motivation."

The baby's name: Jamil Labarron Idol McCowan. "I just felt like it was more than appropriate," she says.

Ha-ha! I'm glad her and the baby are doing great. That is so funny. Antoria is awesome!!! source

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Best and Worst Movie Parents

Taken from The Poop, I thought this was hilarious and wanted to share it with everyone. The writer of the the blog gave her insight on the best and worst movie parents, and I must admit that I agree with her too.

Best Movie Parents:

5. Bob and Helen Parr ("The Incredibles")

4. Daniel Hillard ("Mrs. Doubtfire")

3. Clark and Ellen Griswold ("National Lampoon's Vacation")

2. Furious Styles ("Boyz 'n the Hood")

1. Atticus Finch ("To Kill a Mockingbird")

Worst Movie Parents:

5. Mrs. Robinson ("The Graduate")

4. John Bender's dad ("The Breakfast Club")

3. Jack Torrance ("The Shining")

2. Kate and Peter McAllister ("Home Alone"; "Home Alone 2")

1. Darth Vader ("Star Wars")

Friday, May 11, 2007

Happy Mother's Day Mommie

A 4 year old boy makes Mom breakfast in bed. So Cute!

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Baby Pearl Plays the Landlord

The Landlord is Adam McKay and Will Ferrell's latest project. [They've worked together since their days on SNL; McKay wrote/directed Talladega Nights and Anchorman.]

In the mean time, they've both had kids, who have obviously provided them with endless hours of entertainment, if not exactly a rich vein of comedic inspiration.

The Slacker Friend is played by McKay, and the Landlord is played by his younger daughter Pearl. The off-camera dialogue coach is apparently McKay's wife Shira. Uncredited so far: the editor, who turned video of a baby repeating words she doesn't know into an actual conversation.

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Thursday, March 29, 2007

Fun Baby Shower Games

Are you planning a baby shower anytime soon? Looking for a fun game to play during the event? Well, here is a list of some great baby shower games. Also, if you know of any games that are not listed below, please let me know!

Guess the Waist- In this game guests try to guess the mother's girth, but no numbers are ever discussed!

Dirty Diaper - One guest gets a big surprise with this door prize/game.

Delivery Statistics Guessing Game - Have fun guessing baby's stats upon delivery.

Mommies and Babies - Do your guests know the correct names for animal babies?

Mother Goose Game - Could your guests entertain the kids?

Baby Word Scramble - Turn this word scramble into a race of teams for extra fun.

Baby Picture Guessing Game - Everyone was a beautiful baby, right? Find out with this shower game.

Baby Memory Game - Don't blink or you may lose this game!

Baby Shower Bingo Game - This will make your guests pay attention while presents are being opened.

Pin the Binky on the Baby - A more active game to get your guests moving.

Guess the Number of M & M's - This is a simple guessing game with a sweet reward at the end.

You Don't Say, Baby! - A fun game that forces guests to pay good attention to one another.

Who Am I? - Turn your guests into detectives with this fun interactive game.

Do You Know Your Baby Food? - This is a multi-sensory baby shower game, but it's not for the squeamish.

Can You Change a Baby? - This hilarious game isa timed contest.

Will the Real Mother Please Stand Up? - We all know what it takes to be a real mom, or do we?

Mommy - Daddy Trivia Game - Familiarity leads to success in this game.

Mommy the Juggler - Do you have what it takes to handle life as a mom?

Fun Facts - This is a great game to play among a close group of friends.

Mad Lib - Put a funny spin on reality by creating a baby shower Mad Lib.

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Thursday, March 15, 2007

Babies Can Avoid Wearing Diapers

Funny pic! Check out what it's all about at Potty Whispering!
"...‘elimination communication’, a process of parents and child working together so that baby can avoid wearing a diaper (or nappy). Friends have been through the whole disposable/biodegadable/cloth diaper debate and are still looks for solutions."

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Hallmark Tries To Conceive...Of More Occasions To Send A Card

Gag!

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Baby Tattoos

BABY TATTOOS Scare the grandparents
49 individual, FDA and mother approved, temporary baby tattoos. Because those innocent little minds do indeed have a darker side.

When I first saw this I was shocked that they would make this for babies and actually try to sell them! But then, I thought it was funny and laughed! I don't think I would put one on my little girl, but for those who do that's cool too! Source

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Baby laughing at the Wii

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Blonde meets Apple

This is such a funny commercial! It does poke fun at dumb blondes, but Apple did a great job with this. I definitely laughed out loud!

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Duct Tape Your Baby!

This is such a funny pic! How many parents have actually tried this?! Ha-Ha! That will keep them in one place!

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Ikea Commercial :: Tidy Up

This is a funny Ikea commercial about why it pays to tidy up! Remember to put your sound on! ...and it's not a missile or rocket...